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A cynic's description of the honeymoon--
Kisses allopathic.
Kisses homeopathic.
The cold douche.
Hot mustard plasters.
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A lawyer's description of matrimony in the United States--
Court--Appeal.
The suit filed.
Rival--an interpleader.
Marriage. Judgement given.
Household expenses. Costs.
Family jars. Proceedings for alimony.
Final hearing. Divorce absolute.
Quit claim. Deed to another man.
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The sea-side resorts attract many queer fish.
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The politician is what the people make him.
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The child which cries for bread is a menace to the state.
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Infamy may rise to such a height as to become famous.
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More women have been killed by innuendo than by hard work.
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To the small boy a circus is more alluring than the Psalms of Solomon.
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Eternity is an endless chain whose links are youth, old age and decay.
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The shark turns on his back to devour his prey--the hypocrite prays that
he may devour.
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