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The money lender should provide himself with an asbestos overcoat when
he leaves this world.
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Every girl in store or office means a man without employment. Every man
without employment is a man incapable of supporting a wife. Do you see
the inevitable result?
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Laughter is the doctor's deadliest enemy.
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Praise is the cheapest coin but more potent than gold.
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If all men were brothers nations would cease to exist.
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Years are required to make a brutal man--hours, a woman.
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We praise God for our victories. What does the other fellow do?
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Patriotism is but another name for, 'love yourself and hate your
neighbors.'
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If churches were made as attractive as gin palaces, the former, not the
latter, would be open six days in the week.
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When you get there, you will find that Eternal Justice is not built on
the departmental store system.
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