He said th' dhreamin'
iv his life was th' on'y part that seemed real.
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'Tis no job to find out who wrote an anonymous letter. Jus' look out iv
th' window whin ye get it. 'Tis harder to do evil thin good be stealth.
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A German's idee iv Hivin is painted blue an' has cast-iron dogs on th'
lawn.
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No man was iver so low as to have rayspict f'r his brother-in-law.
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Th' modhren idee iv governmint is 'Snub th' people, buy th' people, jaw
th' people.'
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I wisht I was a German an' believed in machinery.
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A vote on th' tallysheet is worth two in the box.
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation if I can get out an injunction.
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An Englishman appears resarved because he can't talk.
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What China needs is a Chinese exclusion act.
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All th' wurruld loves a lover--excipt sometimes th' wan that's all th'
wurruld to him.
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