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Thrust ivrybody--but cut th' ca-ards.
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If Rooshia wud shave we'd not be afraid iv her.
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Some day th' Ph'lippeens 'll be known as th' Standard Isles iv th'
Passyfic.
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A woman's sinse iv humor is in her husband's name.
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Most women ought niver to look back if they want a following.
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If ye dhrink befure siven ye'll cry befure iliven.
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A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a
loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels be an
iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.
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Th' throuble with most iv us, Hinnissy, is we swallow pollytical idees
befure they're ripe an' they don't agree with us.
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Dhressmakers' bills sinds women into lithrachoor an' men into an early
decline.
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A bur-rd undher a bonnet is worth two on th' crown.
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People tell me to be frank, but how can I be whin I don't dare to know
mesilf?
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People that talk loud an' offind ye with their insolence are usu'lly shy
men thryin' to get over their shyness.
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