SEARCH
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Prev | Current Page 267 | Next

Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville), 1881-1975

"Uneasy Money"


'Take me to the station, at once,' she was crying to the stout,
silent man, whom not even these surprising happenings had shaken
from his attitude of well-fed detachment.
The stout man, ceasing to be silent, became interrogative.
'Uh?'
'Take me to the station. I must catch the eleven o'clock train.'
The stout man was not a rapid thinker. He enveloped her in a
stodgy gaze. It was only too plain to Elizabeth that he was a man
who liked to digest one idea slowly before going on to absorb the
next. Jerry Nichols had told him to drive to Flack's. He had
driven to Flack's. Here he was at Flack's. Now this young woman
was telling him to drive to the station. It was a new idea, and he
bent himself to the Fletcherizing of it.
'I'll give you ten dollars if you get me there by eleven,' shouted
Elizabeth.
The car started as if it were some living thing that had had a
sharp instrument jabbed into it. Once or twice in his life it had
happened to the stout man to encounter an idea which he could
swallow at a gulp. This was one of them.
Mr Nichols, following the car with a wondering eye, found that
Nutty was addressing him.
'Is this really true?' said Nutty.
'Absolute gospel.'
A wild cry, a piercing whoop of pure joy, broke the summer
stillness.
'Come and have a drink, old man!' babbled Nutty.


Pages:
255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279